Tuesday 23 April 2024

Australia - adventures

Ok so perhaps the word 'adventure' is a little too dramatic. We really didn't fly all this way to throw ourselves into anything too exciting or in any way dangerous. The aim was simply to visit and spend time with Kate's brother and his wife who volunteered their home to accommodate us and made us feel very welcome. We were accompanied, however, by our son Ben and his wife Naomi and they are both younger and more adventurous than us. Sitting on the stoop watching the birds come for their morning feed was never going to be enough for them.

A walk in the 'bush' kept them content for a short while, followed by a dip in our host's pool.

A couple of trips to Rainbow Beach to swim in the sea was quite an experience for us all too, the waves being a little too big for any actual swimming and it was really just about being bashed around.

The cooling off in a creek on the way back was most welcome though, surprisingly cool despite the heat of the day.

Our hosts also put some bikes at our disposal, one of which was electric, although ancient and heavy enough to be a serious health risk and quite difficult to manoeuvre around tight corners.
Then there was a bit of dolphin feeding at Tin Can Bay where these animals are so used to us that they come to the same place every day for breakfast.

These might have qualified as adventures for us but for our younger family they wanted more, much more. So first of all they booked us all on a coach tour to Fraser Island. 
This proved to be quite an adventure since the island (known now by its original name, K'gari, where the 'K' is silent) has no actual roads. From the ferry the ruggedly constructed bus took us along the beach before heading inland along rutted sandy tracks which bounced us all over the place, to visit a swimming lake and to show us the dense sub-tropical rainforest that covers the island.
We'd hardly started along the beach when we started seeing dingos, an animal the island hosts a considerable number of. These creatures are not to be messed with nor enticed with food and they will chase anything that runs away from them, apparently. There are strict rules about not feeding them and although we felt quite safe up in our four-wheel drive bus one has to wonder about the other holiday-makers making use of their rather smaller four-wheel drive 'utes' to visit the island and even camping out on the beach itself.

One of the main points of interest on the tour was the wreck of the Scottish built ship 'Maheno' towards the north end of the island
and then another treat for us tourists was when one of our coach drivers pulled out his didgeridoo and started playing, the sound carrying right through the dense forest.

With no time to recover from our island adventure, the following day saw us waving farewell to our younger family who had booked a two day canoeing trip in the Everglades, an area of rainforest not far from where we were staying.

This involved kayaking into the wilderness for a whole day, an overnight camp in a tent -hardly luxury - then paddling back the following day. Apparently there was wildlife a plenty but fortunately no encounters with large biting things.

For us elders, of course, the entire holiday was something of an adventure, even the final few days before our flight home which we spent in Brisbane, on which more is coming soon.

Friday 19 April 2024

Australia - the language

Just to be clear, unless you're an Australian the word 'creek' is the noise made by walking on a loose floorboard and the word for water running off a hill is a 'stream' or if you're in Scotland, a 'burn'. Using the word 'thongs' to describe a pair of flip-flops could lead to an embarrassing misunderstanding but 'gummies' referring to waterproof rubber boots does seem to make some sense. All these are examples of differences that have crept into everyday use in Australia.

None of which explains how the pedestrian lights in Maryborough transformed into the Mary Poppins 'brolly' down or 'brolly' up symbols nor indeed why this 'sheila' (beautifully dressed lady) was so willing to have her picture taken. (This town is where P L Travers, author of the Mary Poppins novels, was born.) 


Maryborough also gave us an iron pig, 






a close encounter with a train, 




a spectacular 'dunny'...



...and some incredibly old trees.


What more could you ask for.

On our visit there we were blessed with a sighting of a pair of 'brumbies' (wild horses) grazing at the side of the road 
then on our return through Poona we finally got to see what any visit to Australia would not be complete without. (It turned out Poona is pretty much overrun with 'roos'.)

On one of our trips out we visited an 'op' shop, something we might have called a charity shop, and on the drive there we kept seeing yellow road signs with the word 'CREST' on them. At first we thought this was an instruction to hold outspread fingers to the head to imitate the crested cockatoo we'd seen earlier but eventually we realised that it was the equivalent of the 'Hidden Dip' sign used on UK roads. So just a different way of looking at the same thing. Thankfully these subtle changes to the language were easy for us 'pommies' to understand and we didn't make complete fools of ourselves during our time in 'Straya'.

Wednesday 17 April 2024

Australia - impressions

What we enjoy and welcome most about foreign travel are the differences, either in the environment itself, the landscape and the man-made structures, or else in the way people have reacted to those differences which over time have given rise to different behaviours and cultures. Today, most of those who live in Australia come from a heritage which is traceable to somewhere else, mostly the UK, which explains why the language and the culture is basically familiar to us. Yet there are things that are notably distinct, behavioural changes, which have proliferated over time and spread to all those who today call themselves Australian.

[What follows here is likely to be seen as biased, not least because we are visiting only a small part of this vast country.]

You don't have to spend long driving here to notice how many cars fit what we assume to be the Australian psyche, something centred around a scenario where as soon as you drive out of town you're in the 'outback', a world of dirt roads and swollen streams where the risk of wildlife jumping out in front of you requires solid lumps of iron known as 'bull bars' attached to the front of your vehicle to bump it aside. It seems that the most common private car is the 'ute', a 4-wheel drive truck equipped with enormous tyres and ideally a snorkel to enable it to cope with driving through deep water. These vehicles are everywhere, their powerful, roaring engines feeding the myth which everyone seems to believe. Because for most Australians it surely is a myth. The dirt roads were paved over years ago and the swollen streams are protected by warning signs as you pass over the bridges. Granted there are still places where kangaroos or other wildlife are quite likely to hop across the highway but for most short journeys this would not be a problem. In a modern world where the car is used for shopping, a trip to the beach or maybe going for a meal out, any small car would suffice but this would not fit in with how Australians seem to see their country. For them it is still big and dangerous, a kanga around every corner just waiting to impale itself on the bonnet, so the massive gas-guzzlers are everywhere and the roads, the car parks and the fuel stations are all sized to accommodate them.
Without difficulty we found the ultimate example to illustrate the many essential features of these vehicles: four doors, fat tyres with flared wheel arches, bull bars with an aerial sticking up at the front, twin snorkels, roll bar, twin spare wheels hanging on the back, roof rack with a tent or an awning, tow hitch, rear storage compartment, air conditioning and of course a roaring exhaust system. Missing any of these features and unless you live in an Australian city you'll likely feel socially inadequate, unable to hold your own against those you feel are better equipped than you.

None of this should be surprising really. On our motorway journey south from Scotland to Bristol we were constantly being overtaken by cars zooming past us in the outside lane, the majority of which were large SUVs, a remarkable number of these having personalised number plates. Something very similar drives the need to own such vehicles and to use them in this way. In London they are known as 'Chelsea Tractors'. In Brisbane itself, so it seemed, many of the utes have also been swapped for large SUVs with personalised number plates.

One other thing about foreign travel is that reality doesn't always line up with expectations; this is just the way of the world. When the trip to Australia was first proposed our thinking was that we'd be faced with temperatures well in excess of those we were leaving behind, and in this at least we were not to be disappointed. Along with this we had in mind that it would be very dry, our previous visit some years ago fitting this model and this also being the prevailing image of Australia portrayed to those of us who live on our side of the world.
Reality turned out to be rather different. One of the first wild walks we went on whilst we were staying with Kate's brother in Cooloola Cove took us to this creek. On our initial visit the water was darkly stained with tannins but flowing fairly gently. Two days later the water level was much higher and the fallen tree we had used before to manoeuvre ourselves across had been swept away downstream. Crossing it again was out of the question. Given the amount of rain falling every day from the moment we arrived this was hardly surprising but it turned out that even the locals were bewildered by the unusual rainfall. The ground around the house was saturated well before we arrived and the heavy showers that fell every day during the first weeks of our holiday added to this. Contrast this with the UK where the news is all about, well, the exceptional rainfall. Is something strange happening to our world?

The Australian heat, though, was well up to our expectations. Had we stayed at home we'd have been in six degrees of heat and lighting the stove every evening to keep ourselves cosy. In Oz we had twenty five degrees each day by ten in the morning, rising well above this most afternoons. We became acclimatised, to an extent, but it is difficult to imagine what Ozzy summer temperatures must feel like. Coping with the heat was what we did but it sapped our energy, our skin being permanently damp from perspiration. The nights gave us little relief unless we chose to use the bedroom air conditioning unit but both this and the enormous ceiling fan produced noise which disturbed our sleep. Well, that and the noises from the outside, the crickets and the frogs, plus the occasional ute driving past.

Monday 15 April 2024

Australia - the wildlife

'Jet-lag' is the term we use to describe the after effects of moving quickly from one time zone to another distant one. It would have had no meaning before long haul flying became a reality but today it is commonplace and there are many ways that this affects our bodies. The physical consequences of being uncomfortably seated for a prolonged period of time whilst being subjected to constant vibration and the occasional shaking caused by air turbulence will inevitably have an effect on us. The body clock alone can take days to readjust but the strange sensations of vibration coming through my feet after landing did take me by surprise. Then after emerging from our first night of sleep with our hosts, ridiculously early (local time) on the first morning, we got our first sight of the garden birds attracted by our host's feeding regime.

It appears that most things flying things here are brightly coloured and since many are unique to Australia the first thing we have to do is learn all their names. The dingo shown here is not (normally) a garden visitor, nor would he be welcome. We saw this one strolling about in a local park as if he owned the place, which in many ways they do. The Aussie magpie is considerably bigger than what we see at home and has a call that is loud enough to be heard across the world.
This particular chap is reasonably tame as a result of being offered food every day and he begins screaming for attention every morning as soon as he sees someone in the house is awake.

Moving on... 

... these fungal beauties caught our eye. They live on trees in the wooded areas near where we were staying, an area known as 'the bush' ('woods' don't exist here). Eucalyptus trees tower over everything else, their white trunks being devoid of bark and carrying strange zigzag marks made by tiny burrowing creatures.

All this in our first week of the holiday during which we explored the area, the beaches and the sand dunes. This was where we met the goanna and the white crab. The gekko, however, spends his days in the house catching flies and spiders whenever he can. Everything in Australia seems to be in one way or another different from what we are used to back home in Scotland. The wildlife, the climate, the cars, the accent, it is all part of the jet-lag adjusting process.

Friday 12 April 2024

Australia - the journey

Quite suddenly we find ourselves planning a journey to the other side of the world, to a land where spiders and snakes are best avoided. This (the journey, not the snakes) is because many years ago I married into a widely scattered family, one contingent of which had chosen to live in Australia, the consequence of which is that a family visit entails travelling to the other side of the world.

It turns out that if you live in Scotland you can't just get on a bus and ask the driver to drop you off in Brisbane. Instead it requires advance booking of a seat on an aeroplane which in turn needs to stop and refuel somewhere en route. To organise this you need a willingness to negotiate the many traps and pitfalls that lie in wait for the inexperienced traveller, including negotiating the complications of booking online through an unhelpful website, putting at risk a considerable quantity of money. But fortunately for us we have a son and daughter-in-law who both have considerable expertise in travelling to far away places and when we called them for advice they rather surprisingly said, 'Can we come too?' Before we could catch our breath they had flights booked for all four of us, visas secured and all the required inoculations, leaving us only to make decisions about how many pairs of shorts to take and whether to pack the sandals or wear them.

We were travelling in March, the back end of winter in Scotland, but late summer on the other side of the world, which meant we'd be faced with a temperature adjustment along with the time difference. I wondered whether if we were to seal ourselves away for a week in a heated box with lights programmed to come on to match Australian daylight time (10 hours ahead of GMT) then we'd be fully acclimatised by the time of our departure.  Strangely this idea didn't appeal to my fellow travellers although the most organised amongst us was seen wearing dark glasses at odd times of the day as part of her acclimatisation strategy.

The logistics of packing were riddled with complexity due to the need for us to plan for spending a few days in Bristol where our son Ben and daughter-in-law live, as they were to be driving us to the airport in London. My first packing list had the shorts, t-shirts and sandals we'd need in Australia and list number two had the warmer clothing one might expect to need in Bristol in early spring but each list also contained essentials like socks, underwear and shoes which either would or would not be flying with us. Everything on list one then had to be allocated as either hold or carry-on luggage and weighed carefully. Only when the lists were translated into reality could we leave.

Our drive south to Bristol was exhausting for us due to the rain-spray soaked motorways we had to negotiate plus our unfamiliarity with heavy, fast moving traffic flying down the outside lane. Driving within Bristol itself has many additional hazards for the inexperienced, which is what we are. These come in the form of electric scooters and cargo bikes. It is also a place where lane discipline comes with a set of rules that were completely alien to us, failure to comply with which invokes extreme road rage.

In Bristol we parked our campervan in the front garden where we slept for a few days before we all set off to spend our final night in a London hotel so as to catch the early flight the following day.
This is us arriving at Gatwick and from here on we were entirely at the mercy of our son and daughter-in-law, to whom all this is second nature.

The long journey to Australia involved a stopover in Doha, the capital of Qatar, where the airport terminal looked more like nature reserve.
We then climbed aboard an enormous plane in which we sat for many hours, being shaken about and fed from time to time, an experience to be endured then forgotten. Some twelve hours later we landed and were met at Brisbane airport by Kate's brother, Jim, who drove us for another three hours to his home in Cooloola Cove. By this stage our bodies were suffering from being cooped up for so long and my memories of the remainder of that day are non existent.